Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
my head looks like a cockatoo
mine looks like a lions mane...looks like the entire zoo is going to prom
Instead of peeing my cute lil blue panties I peed in the train parking lot in front of an asian.
Was finally able to jerk off without the motion giving me a migraine. Think my hangover's getting better.
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i was gonna fuck her but then she started eatin sushi from her purse. i really need to raise my standards
Did you ever stop and think that god invented whiskey dick specifically for me
What are you doing? Did I punch you in the face last night?
We had a deepthroating contest with breadsticks at Olive Garden
I'm in the middle no shirt white shorts humping the white dustbuster next to the guy shooting off the tazer infront of the two guys humping on the bicycle
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Whatever. I am not explaining the physics of my dick slapping.
He said he actually "met" me for the first time through a picture his housemate had of me, drunk and passed out in a pool of my own vomit, on the floor of his basement.
There's a baby in the strip club. I say again: THERE'S A BABY IN THE STRIP CLUB
i now know why i keep getting pictures of poop. apparently someone put my number in a girls bathroom saying i am a poop lover.
you text any of them back? this is probably the most women you'll ever have texting you in your life. don't squander a good thing
What do you do when you legitimately find a hidden sex dungeon in your parents basement next to your bedroom!!?
Want to go to Victoria’s Secret? His fiancée is out of town and I’m going to try and stop the wedding with lingerie and lots adventurous sex
Absolutely! I love a good sexual filibuster!
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