Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
We're friends with people in his circle of friends so we're half way in. It's like I've already given him a hand job.
You could give me a blowjob later? :)
I meant do something romantic..
Blowjob In the moonlight?
just so you know... i was wasted last night, but the evening is coming back to me in flashes... i made you eat gravy last night, didn't i?
The entire defensive line took care if me when I passed out. One of them even held my hair when I puked and the other carried me upstairs to bed. God I love football so much more now
only i would grind with someone to harp music at a gay wedding
I just shit a hot coal. Pretty sure it's that fireball shot from yesterday.
I will turn myself into a beacon of get at me bro
And then he said he wanted to "get really weird with me on my horse." I took that as he wants to fuck me while riding my horse. Could be a good time.
Um went out in San Francisco last night and ignored someone hitting on me. So they bit my arm. Lmfao PLEASE TELL ME THIS ISNT THE SINGLE LIFE
Sorry I pissed in your closet and lied to your parents that it was probably a flood. He got up to go to the bathroom, expecting sex when he got back, I panicked
What has my life come to that I have to spank someone in morse code?
In retrospect, vomiting out of a moving vehicle on the third date should have been a deal breaker
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
i puked in a jesus candle last night and then denied it... i'd say it was a pretty alright night
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