Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
Guy at red light looking at porn. I'm waiting for him to look over at me so I can shake my head and he can feel bad
I just found out me and my parents buy from the same drug dealer.
you should get a family discount.
From now on when a guy sends me a dick picture I'm going to send them a picture of some other dudes dick.
He ripped off his socks and ran around the basement barefoot. His feet turned black. Then he chugged Parmesan cheese. He chugged dry cheese dude.
I couldn't fall back asleep it was too bright so I just took my sports bra off and put it over my eyes
He was on top and as he finished he yelled "I love gold" , so yeah I'm seeing him later tonight
DROP EVERYTHING! Gatta go get tested for herpes, lets make an adventure out of it.
Today I had sex and flossed at the same time. My relationship goals have been exceeded.
I might run out into oncoming traffic. Id rather break my legs and/or die then continue with today.
Got 2 free lines of blow from some random guys on the side of 13th street.....how's your Sunday going?
Your babysitter texted, wants me to pay with weed. I don't know where to get any & don't want to. Will she take cigarettes instead? Or um, cash? Like a person?
I just texted him from the other room to come have sex with me-stress relieved
You are such a millennial
All she said was "Do me by Friday."
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
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