Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
It's official. Every guy I've slept with has been to jail.
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
We may have a problem that even dr. phil cant solve
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
she worked me into her spring break cardio plan. im mondays and wednesdays.
he just asked me for a tag team. like at least let me get changed out of your roommates clothes from last night first...
Also when they left they could only find one sock between the two of them. Apparently we're like crazy sock ripping vixens when we bring guys home drunk
She kept sniffing my sweater and tried to guess what type of detergent I use.
I don't know how or when he is sober long enough to donate plasma
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
3 words: harry potter burlesque. My life is so much more awesome than yours right now.
We need a kiddie pool and lots of cornstarch
Why is there an inflatable flamingo in the backseat of my car?
I expected my Sunday morning walk of shame dressed as a sexy Dorothy would get some scorn, but nobody seems to even care
That’s because it’s 2020. The slutty costume walk of shame is a refreshing reminder of a time when wearing masks and catching communicable diseases was a right of passage, not everyday for the foreseeable future.
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