So she stayed over last night and slept walked in to my moms room where she used the bathroom and then proceeded to get in bed with my moms naked boyfriend. So yeah, at least now my family got to meet her.
she was bad bro. like...id rather put my dick in a blender. twice.
for halloween i should be pregnant. what is scarier than that?!
1. I feel like Jello 2. The girl i hooked up with last night isn't here and a different girl is lying next to me. 3. I have no clothes on 4. Can guys go on walks of shame?
The crowning achievement of my weekend was hooking up with someone I'm at least facebook friends with.
It's always a surprise to see what songs I shazamed and downloaded last night while we were drunk at the bar.
Dude she looks like a female richard gere plus 400 pounds.
I was fucking trucked by the swat team last night on State Street after UK won. But I got a picture with the guy afterwards so I forgive him
We should try to put a bagel on your penis
If you get me a sex toy for Christmas everyone in my family will question our relationship.
New holiday tradition. Eat all the Xanax in the am, then wake up later after festivities and eat all the leftovers
I just left a 3 minute voicemail to the guy I want to fuck baby talking my cats and I don't know if I can delete it 😐
Well that didn’t go as expected.
I mean, it ended in you giving each of them a blowjob, so it kinda did.
I will warn you that there is a pic of me riding a buffalo....and for the record, I was completely sober!!
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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