Gfs sis is in town. Its awkwardly obv that we want to fuck each other.
He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
It was the first time I had seen his penis when it wasnt hard. It just looked so vulnerable and a little bit depressed.
my whole body is tingling just thinking about the orgasm hes going to give me
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
she just took adderol and chased it w dog water
He just showed up at my house and was like "have you seen an axe laying around?" he wasnt wearing any shoes.
I'm eating my emotions. I am no longer interested in anybody other than my own hand and vagina.
Not great. "Leave the toilet seat down, it gives me somewhere to rest my face."
Whatcha doing tonight? Reply TURNUP if you are drinking, or STOP to cancel messages
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just ordered $70 worth of pizza and I'm not even ashamed. Happy Valentine's Day to me.
Def went to work still drunk... the only comment i got was good to see you drinking more water...
STOP TRYING TO FUCK MY DAD
THE HOT GUY IS YOUR DAD?!?!?!?!???
So Saturday night after 10 drinks I guess he tried to have sex with me and in the middle of it I asked "can you tell I'm faking it!?" and then I sat up and threw up in my hand. That's a sex Win in my books
We're in a hurricane and you send me a video of you playing with your dick while driving! You wanna die?!
Of course my parents remember you. You showed them your tits
Randomize