Do you know that poor pathetic girl that we should be friends with
I don't wanna hook up with anyone from minnesota
everybody there reminds me of mashed potatoes... white and lumpy
He like poked it twice with the tip of his tongue then left it alone. I'm sad.
we have officially mastered the walk of shame
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gin and tonic in a mug. no limes so im using canned madarin oragnes. classy or trashy?
homeless.
I'm not sure what happened last night, but I have someone stored in my phone as 'Aftershock'
He corrected me on my grammar when I came. Fuck English majors.
I met the perfect girl for you, she's smart, likes cars, has at least one ear, and really blue eyes!
please elaborate on, "atleast one ear"
Now that I've lowered my makeout age to 21 I have a whole new sea to fish in.
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I was able to hide the fact that I had just shit in my pants, and then wupped her ass at FIFA
Well, we won the drunk before noon contest!
I ate icecream cake off your tits for my birthday, if that's not love I don't know what is.
Just set the kids up with doughnuts downstairs so I could go up and masturbate uninterrupted. I am such a good mom.
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
She is beauty she is grace
she’s masturbsting in front of an open window while drunk af 9am
i thought you had class
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