did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
I convinced her san diego was a state. all the proof I needed was saying, why do they call it san diego state university?
there's a sign at taco bell and it says "bacon and ranch make everything better." it speaks to me.
yes, we have a friends with benefits thing. i found out he had never 69'd, done anal or had a threesome. i told him i was going to rock his world.
and what did he say?
there were no words. he looked like a kid on christmas morning.
He must be back home now. He moved his box of beer from her porch to ours.
They don't exactly give out small business loans to start-up dealers
The pregnant Hooters waitress told me to "make good choices".
Today needs to die. The mail delivery guy watched me throw up in my yard while taking my chihuahua out in Christmas pajamas at noon. Low point in my life.
Remember that time you came over to my house and I was on the porch naked and eating peanut butter?
But I swear to god if I'm awkwardly there while you try to have sex with someone again I'm getting high with your dad
I just had to explain to a 5 year old why I had fuzzy handcuffs hidden in a macaroni box under my bed.
Good news. His dicks gotten wayy bigger since high school. I love Thanksgiving break.
I got horny for like a second but the eggplant snapped me out of it
That awkward moment when you hear your boss yelling during sex while you're on her couch eating Easy Mac.
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