Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
I know i'm drunk when the "men" sign on the bathroom sounds chinese
Is it weird i consider You Sexy Thing our song?
not to mention it took an hour of antique roadshow to calm my dick down
Passing out during sex is actually quite pleasant. its like being rocked to sleep with a penis
He's hungover and at the neighbour's garage sale negotiating a price for a tuba.
I hooked up with some guy to get over my ex last night. I was terrified until we started doing naked pushups.
I miss college girls! You know how depressing it is to fuck 30 year olds? That's what failure feels like
Yeah, you're right, it's a conspiracy against you. This small tight knit group of people who don't like assholes.
Would 7 layered rainbow jello shots entice you?
Well, my family didn't see me in my drunken super slut state at Summerfest, so there must be a God.
I have six new people in my phone that I don't remember adding. One of them is "Bourbon Yeah." Successful evening?
With great boredom comes great irresponsibility.
Please tell me you're not on their roof again..
I didn’t spend $100 for a wax to sit here and listen to you FT your brother to complain about how bad the Jets are.
She's better-looking with the mask on.
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