She kept saying I was her favorite Jonas brother, and for some reason, I was ok with that.
I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
Dude, you face planted, there was no "bar fight".
Thanks for gettin' me home, killa. Have no IDEA how I woke up pants-less on the bathroom floor at 4a.m. You're like a big, angry guardian angel.
Dude you couldnt even talk, you just kept hiccuping and slamming your head on the wall.
Last I remember we played rock paper scissors for who would fuck the guy with cowboy boots on and I won..
end of the world party next friday. virgin sacrifice. tell me you know someone whos still a virgin
Drinking Patron always ends with me puking or receiving anal. So make your move when I start ordering it.
All I've done this weekend is cum and drink. I think it's safe to say I'm dehydrated.
You woke up butt naked, peed yourself said something about jumbo shrimp, and passed back out 10 seconds ltr..
We are no longer allowed to make spur of the moment decisions about our love lives
ABSOLUTELY NOT
Did I turn a man straight...??
Yes!
Wish me luck on my new penis adventure
Ok. After that I think I'm going to drag queen jello wrestling if you would care to join.
Randomize
