I'm making progress with her.. She actually looked at me today and gave me a dirty look. Things are going real good.
my secret santa just gave me a pregency test
She asked me how I live with myself. I told her one night at a time.
if we dont hook up this weekend, im doing both his roommates
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Watching Fresh Prince at 9am with a beer in hand and he just said to Uncle Phil "Sometimes I worry that I'll never get my life together." I feel like that was a sign from above or something
he broke into my appartment and left me a waffle maker...
When we tried to make a video I set the camera to 3sec pictures accidentally so instead of a movie we have a flipbook of our sex.
What is it with the dog running away when we have epic hangovers
Ever since we've gotten back together, it's like the ghosts of booty call's past have been hitting me up. Lol.
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I was going to be upset with you on moral grounds but then i realized free chocolate was involved
Its weird to introduce me to his wife and kids on the first date, right?
Let's just say, I will never again lick an asshole.
hey if my parents say thanks for the meatballs just go with it ill explain later
The air taste purple.
He woke me with blue berry pancakes and a blow job. He's a keeper.
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