Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
I met him yesterday and now he's wanting to hold hands and kiss in public. i hate this
Nah, I'm just going to keep fucking him until he realizes we're perfect for each other.
Seriously man, I'm worried that my dick's going to fall off someday if I keep this up...
A man pulled out his penis last night and when I said I wouldn't touch it, he said, "that's fine it just needs to breathe".
I'm sorry. I just realized our 'big night out' ended up being you driving my high ass to get burritos and back.
How do I respond to this?! It's not easy to say "you're hot & the sex was good, but outside the bedroom you scare me"
"what's it like being a dancer turned stoner" well, i can change the netflix using my feet mid bongrip, so there's that.
My life has evolved from screwing randos, ok?
HOW DO YOU FORGET TO FINISH WINE
Be happy for me... Or horny... Or be a really good friend and feel what I want you to feel. Jealousy
Hold on I'll be right there, I can't find my arm.
we didn't have sex though. because i have the will power of an ox.
You know, you could always move. Lol somewhere without gators, water moccasins, and Marco Rubio.
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