no, no I am DEF NOT pregnant. typo. sorry, wanted to talk about us...
Michael Jackson had a heart attack when he found out boyz to men was a music group not a delivery service.
I miss waking up, opening the closet downstairs, and finding you inside passed out.
just threw up on my speech test, so much for a great semester
I put bits of fruit cocktail in the jello shots i made because i knew that they were gonna be the only thing we ate all day
He sent me a picture of myself smashed completely butt naked passed out on the couch and said "at least I'll have these memories"
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
Nothing like wearing your heels and smelling like henney in the afternoon
Covered in confetti and bad decisions
It's time for everyone's favorite Wednesday night game... WHEEL OF. VODKA!!!!!
It's like refusing a bong hit from michael phelps... You just can't do it
So the " I'm gay but curious" thing worked. You owe me 50 bucks.
Last week in my political science paper I quoted the Mighty Ducks. This week, I compared the Constitution to a weird pickle law in Connecticut (by law, it's not a pickle unless it bounces). So, yeah, clearly I'm ready to be back to being a college student.
Her ass is the reason I still believe in a higher power
I swear to god if you eat that last piece of pie while I'm gone I will never speak to you again. I'm so serious.
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question