Ppl just aren't as funny as we are
You picked a bad night to stay in. ____ caught her hair on fire in ____'s birthday cake.
She had to stop drop and roll while two other girls beat the flames out. She might have a black eye
After last night, I could never be a politician.
Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
his mom called while we were having sex and asked if we could finish in his brothers room because her ceiling fan was about to fall on her bed
Careful when you walk in I'm laying by the door.
I get credit on the assist, you can thank me by taking a pic of her ass under the covers and sending it to me. It would make my YEAR
They wouldn't let me hang out the sun roof and sing apple bottom jeans in the drive thru of hardee's i think i no longer like these ppl
you left me with this keg alone. this is on your hands
you should be awarded for your promiscuity.
i really should.
Saying someone's good at giving head is like saying someone is good at pouring juice like there is that one girl who will spill it everywhere but for the most part it's not that hard to be good at
I may have broke the toilet masturbating. On a positive note the floor is really clean now.
Putting a bow on your dick doesn't make it a real present
Well Jon got a DUI sleeping in the back seat so I thought the trunk was safer. BUT WHO CARES WHY JUSE PLEASE COME LET ME OUT!
He ate me out in a golf cart while I watched the sunset. You are so right, golf skirts do provide amazing access.
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