tell her no need for introductions. and that you've read about her on the back of toilet doors.
If you know any fat girls who would pay me for sex, I am low on money and morals right now
I believe some people would call last night an orgy.
siamese drinking twins saturday is a go ... bring duct tape.
foreskin is a definite game changer
I was just hoping for a dick worthy of his established age.
Had mirculous sex while watching miracle. Until she got mad that I kept quoting the movie. Not my fault I'm a good multi-tasker
Do you believe in miracles?
Then mom squeezed my boob and said, "Dad would go nuts if I had these..."
So how was your new years? Did u ride a horse at 3am in zero degree weather? Because I sure did
We were escorted through the guys dorm by 5 kids with nerf guns and zelda shields. I felt like the president with a fucked up secret service squad.
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
I survive off of bourbon and the tears of others only
He flipped me around so that we could have sex and both watch Die Hard... I think I found my sole mate. Merry Christmas to me!!🎄
WHERE THE FUCK AM I? AND WHO PUT DUCK TAPE ON MY NIPPLES! MY NIPPLES!!!!!!
Wait til you see what we did to Dave. Hairy bastard will never be the same
I gave her the last ten dollars to my name and bitch comes back with a six pack of bud light and a pack of sour patch kids
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