Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
when my dick couldnt get hard she said "fly on little wing"
'fingered' and 'feelings' NEVER belong in the same sentence.
she just made a shot glass out of magazine paper. I love her.
Andrew is trying to convince me that i took your virginity. Please tell me he is lying.
define virginity.
i feel like our whole relationship was one big acid trip
We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
The best revenge is living well. Or pooping in his sunroof. Either or
wait no I wore my bra home that morning. I stole someone's bra last night?
The word cocktail makes me want to rip my liver out and nail it to a cross.
I had to help him get his zipper down in front of his dad so he could pee in the bushes. That Is what moonshine does to you.
This is a whole new generation of premature ejaculators
OUR DIABOLICAL SLUT PLAN HATH COMMENCED!
The typical response to someone smacking their vodka soaked hand on your face is not to put your face in their crotch
Thought about it. I'm gonna go to work, but I'm gonna tell them I wrestled a bear saying I fell just isn't working.
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