Living right is spending a lot of time in someone's ass
you left with a lisa lampanelli lookalike... i hope she was atleast funny
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
One of the bamboo sticks broke and impaled him. I think he's drunk enough that it shouldn't hurt until tomorrow.
They can't keep moving my court date back, i dont know if I'll survive another one of these going away to jail parties.
There's a creepy homeless guy with no hand trying to get up on our tacobell order
I was thrown in the air atleast 3 times by baby jesus
My only expectation is honesty. And three orgasms every time.
they had to hand cuff you because you wouldn't stop trying to unzip the paramedic's pants...this is why i love you
I am not betting on the failure of any friend that is not you.
she comes in perfect pitch. hook up with more singers.
I'm at the bar, forgot my pants. Everyone's over reacting
he said we should drink responsibly and we all just kinda sat there laughing at him
She flashed us last time and pissed all over the floor this time. I'm scared to invite her back.
He keeps singing a song about someone called the dayman.
....fighter of the Nightman?
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