I wish i was in the wii world.
The project manager just came into talk to me for the first time and I had justed googled best drum solo ever and couldn't X out of the screen.
I just smoked a bowl while riding a horse. This has been a productive vacation.
he just started chanting dark meat! dark meat! out of no where.
I bought an american flag today and by god im gonna fuck someone on it
Well I can't go home with anyone tonight bc I stuffed my bra
i feel like i am made of mashed potatoes. i love cannabis pills so. fucking. much.
So i stood up out of the sunroof while he gave me oral. Car was still moving. Exactly how illegal is that?
He smells like ham and a lifetime of poor choices
He really only has clothes, like 4 boogie boards, and a bong here.
I tried to be mean but not so mean that he won't bone me next weekend
Let's celebrate our freedom by getting high and doing stupid shit.
avocado toast wont fix the fact you did a bunch of blow you fucking hipster
Dude, I need a fuckin wingman and this could finally make us eskimo brothers, how can you pass that up?
I just woke up naked in a bed with your brother. WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED TO NOT LETTING EACH OTHER DO STUPID THINGS?
You fucked my brother?!
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