What a fucking waste of an outfit
Yeah I'm pretty sure at one point I was telling her to keep her dick in her pants. She was going to do some serious damage.
look to my right... shes dancing like she's playing dance dance revolution and her character is a retarded, drunken moose
i love that we sang a whole new world together while you carried me through campus
I think the secretary can hear it when I fart in the bathroom, how do you think she feels about that?
thats the 2nd threesome ive been accused of this week
the potatoes in the margarita machine wasn't the breaking point. its when he turned on the stove and put a bunch of bottle rockets on it that i knew the night had prematurely failed
Honest to god.. She looks better fat. I never would have imagined those words coming out of my mouth, EVER.
I can't! Its just like the night that I bathed you, I didn't tell anyone.
Basically taped my dick down because it's too obvious in this costume...
All right, sex is off the menu for you. Now you just get friendship. So I can spend marginally less time being annoyed by you.
Apparently I was telling them, "I AM A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN AND I DON'T NEED YOU TO HOLD MY HAIR," and I pulled my hair back and puked.
Well let me fuck you while I make potatoes. It's every girls dream
Tell him you want to lick his face. Didn't work for me but might turn out better for you idk
If I take a couple more shots I won't even know he's a Mormon that drives a motorcycle
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