i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
Maybe i shouldn't have told him the key to getting in my pants was double vodka sodas and Nelly's song "grillz."
she keeps The Day After Pill in her bra... there is a God.
so its thursday, which means its time to resume communication with you
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I really hope you aren't where I think you are. Dude she has a MUSTACHE. You need Jesus..
Wydf in so deruk i just dowwned a packet if salt waitibg for food at del taco
I'm about to initiate a game of drunk UNO.
Drunk UNO has officially been banned from now until forever.
Um, would you be up for dick jousting? Stefanie is willing to pay 40 bucks.
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
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My now ex hook up buddy realized I was hooking up with others when she saw my spotify sex playlist making appearances on fb. fml
He makes balloon animals that get you high? Hell yeah invite him over!
You can trust me. I'm unemployed and not wearing pants.
Bro. I traded my coat. I have a Raiders coat now.
Doing the walk of shame from the back of a Jeep to the porta potty it's parked next to while your dad watches is not what you want.
this dude is way too smart. he just explained to me the different scientific components of drugs while we smoked. i said i loved icecream.
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