I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
we are driving next to a guy driving and masturbating while looking at a naked magazine. I love LA
So I've come to the conclusion that I would cry if I had an ugly baby.
Wine smoothie.... Not as good as I thought it would be
I mean. If you don't have time I understand, but my dick doesn't.
You woke up in the middle of the night and told me we won the sweepstakes, the penis sweepstakes.
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
I just inadvertently flirted with my coworker's 20-year old son. I've known him since he was 14, yet suddenly he looked different.
You are nothing if not reliable.
I can't figure out how to get this beer bong in my carry on without airport security questioning me as it goes through the x-ray.
I made him breakfast and we cuddled on the couch watching march of the penguins, which is, in case you were unaware, the opposite of fucking on a pool table
Hung over does not do it justice. I am hung like a horse over. I am hungover and over and over. I am hung, drawn and quartered fucking over. They just told me I can't keep my sunglasses on in the office. Fuck drinking with you people.
Her hair goes down to her lower back and nobody was there to held it back for her. She looked like chewbacca dipped in vomit.
Hes pre-made beer lollipops so he "can suck before the sex" QUOTE!
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
Mike's not allowed to drink vodka anymore. He couldn't get his temporary tattoos (stickers) to stick so he super glued them on.
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