420 ftw
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
All I have in my fridge is chocolate cake, pizza, spicy mayo sauce, beer, and weed. I love college
i had a headache and asked the kid next to me for aspirin. he gave me esctacy instead. gotta love college.
Yes, you did come over last night. You also tried to give my dog a blowjob. You got rejected.
I called him daddy. To his face. Somewhat sober. What more could I do?
Well, I want to see you regardless of whether or not you will lick whipped cream off my body.
Girl, that was the lost night of 2012 for me and I have buried that night deep deep away..
I picked a bad day to wear the catch me fuck me shoes.
Did someone catch you and fuck you?
My Midnight Kiss was a Big Mac.. Happy New Year
Current dream situation- Gordon Ramsey is my Uber driver and he's hauling around a backseat filled with chocolate covered açai berries. I'm good for eternity.
The highlight of the trip was definitely my dad telling me that I "used to be his prettiest daughter."
Worst sex ever! He was a talker for sure! I was on top and out of no where he said "Oh you bad bitch?" I stopped and left.
Spotify says I’m in the top 1% of Indigo Girls fans worldwide. Didn’t know I would peak this early.
Aren’t you trying to seem...less lesbian?
I ate cake in bed. Felt great
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