She is in my trunk
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
If Andre Agassi did Crystal Meth, what was John McEnroe doing?
My therapist said that she thinks i may have a sex addiction. I think she may be a terrible therapist.
Want me to drive you to Dr. Drew's sex rehab?
Nah, cause then i cant masturbate to that show anymore.
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
shes in my pool wearing only floaties on her arms ill have to raincheck watching march madness with you guys sorry
I gave you a 45 minute blowjob. You were inside me for 3 minutes. I'm going to need you to get your shit together.
I had this image of some guy in a taco truck down by the IMA accosting you for a peep show.
Yea no bueno and I only brought enough weed to last one night. And it was no Hanukah nug, it didn't last 8 days.
A little boy in a bathroom stall just shouted "mom where's your penis?? Is it inside you?"
Negotiating with my body. We're ok. Violent upheaval is not necessary.
How do you say "thats kinda illegal" in thai?
After round two, I told him he deserves an award. He bowed and did a princess wave WHILE his dick was still inside me.
Road head absolutely translates. That's the beauty of road head... It's so portable!
I was so drunk, he put me to bed and went down stairs to hang out with his friends. Apparently, I was curled up in the closet, spooning the dresser when he came back up.
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