what, no i told him that it wasnt nessesary to put all 5 fingers in my vagina
just took a cab, driver just asked what i'd been drinking- i said vodka, he said "can't do vodka-drunk, it makes me feel like i'm giving birth to myself" ...no comment
Michael Jackson had a heart attack when he found out boyz to men was a music group not a delivery service.
out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
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Come on, video tape it. Take one for the team
You told him how lucky he was to be an elephant and kept trying to grab his "trunk"
Yes, that was ME getting carried out of the club singing 'i believe i can fly'
I just had my first non-cocaine-induced nosebleed for the first time in 2 years. This calls for a celebration.
You almost set me on fire last night.
You probably deserved it.
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I'm out of mixers so I am using sugar water. Times are tough.
we can fight about whose fault it is later....naked.
Why did you make me get in the car with you and then not give me a ride? I woke up in a bar with a blanket on me.
Fuckin wine wasted last night. Found my pants in the toilet this morning.
He fingered me in a Waffle House bathroom and then stole a traffic cone. Is this love that I'm feeling?
I ended up sleeping on a park bench. Never using Tinder again.