Do you need to be saved?
No I think I'm God
i'm lost and i look like a hooker
his facial hair looked like he just ate out someone's ass
I just sat in the Taco Bell drive-thru waiting for a trash can to take my order. Yes, that high.
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Reggie can tackle my bush.
i have a "get your shit together" dinner with my parents tonight. After that ill be down to party
I was just given a safe word. It's going it be an interesting night.
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
ok, my life is complete.... the cops AND the paramedic just made a Mean Girls reference...
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Cops do not care. One just laughed and said "precious"
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
I had very briefly met him a few years ago. My friend was tired of hearing us both complain about being horny. She figured she would fuck two birds with one stone.
I'm dressed as a caveman and drunk so that's not really an option
You kept asking us from the backseat if you were driving ok and then you kept talking to your hiccups and yelling at them to "stop it already!"
You're finding a boat, I'm going to sleep with a guy that lives above a bar and has 24 hour access. We are really nailing this adulting thing