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(850): View more from Florida

My Mom bought me a vibrating toothbrush. Maybe this is her way of apologizing for throwing away my other thing that vibrated.

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(850): My Mom bought me a vibrating toothbrush. Maybe this is her way of apologizing for throwing away my other thing that vibrated. http://tfl.nu/7uws

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(203): View more from Connecticut

I woke up to 30 angry texts and her Chihuahua in my room. Can you drop him off for me?

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(203): I woke up to 30 angry texts and her Chihuahua in my room. Can you drop him off for me? http://tfl.nu/jc3e

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(704): View more from North Carolina

My doc was like ur only supposed to have 6 sexual partners..thats just one semester at college

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(704): My doc was like ur only supposed to have 6 sexual partners..thats just one semester at college http://tfl.nu/somi

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(412): View more from Pennsylvania

I just walked in on my roommate beating off with no pants on, an unbuttoned hawaiian shirt and a cowboy hat, and he weights 300 pounds

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(412): I just walked in on my roommate beating off with no pants on, an unbuttoned hawaiian shirt and a cowboy hat, and he weights 300 pounds http://tfl.nu/2vvx

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(732): View more from New Jersey

i just woke up to seventeen texts from you saying all the things you would have done for a french fry.

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(732): i just woke up to seventeen texts from you saying all the things you would have done for a french fry. http://tfl.nu/ss0l

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(304): View more from West Virginia

He freaked out when I started to orgasm. He said he never knew girls could orgasm too.

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(304): He freaked out when I started to orgasm. He said he never knew girls could orgasm too. http://tfl.nu/2www

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(702): View more from Nevada

I'm honestly too sad to drink and hang out with strippers. This breakup sucks.

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(702): I'm honestly too sad to drink and hang out with strippers. This breakup sucks. http://tfl.nu/qdu7

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(913): View more from Kansas

i put his shirt in a ziplock bag to preserve his smell

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please tell me you are kidding me

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(913): i put his shirt in a ziplock bag to preserve his smell (816): please tell me you are kidding me http://tfl.nu/zfgp

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(612): View more from Minnesota

Just come back with most of your limbs...and your dick. Please and thank you

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(612): Just come back with most of your limbs...and your dick. Please and thank you http://tfl.nu/lizp

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(303): View more from Colorado

The best part about living in a college town is the annual rush of senior girls who want to get in their lesbian experiment before they graduate.

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(303): The best part about living in a college town is the annual rush of senior girls who want to get in their lesbian experiment before they graduate. http://tfl.nu/zqvn

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(843): View more from South Carolina

I just made cupcakes.... Vodka icing. Results in the morning.

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(843): I just made cupcakes.... Vodka icing. Results in the morning. http://tfl.nu/842q

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(231): View more from Michigan

Took "drink until he's cute" to a whole new level last night...

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(231): Took "drink until he's cute" to a whole new level last night... http://tfl.nu/5nvm

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(303): View more from Colorado

No. 70% of the female population would find them attractive. The other 30% are lesbian and even they would appreciate them for their strong bodies and athletic capabilities.

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(303): No. 70% of the female population would find them attractive. The other 30% are lesbian and even they would appreciate them for their strong bodies and athletic capabilities. http://tfl.nu/n27f

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(248): View more from Michigan

PUT YOUR FRESHLY SHAVED MEXICAN POON ON THAT BEARD. NOW.

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(248): PUT YOUR FRESHLY SHAVED MEXICAN POON ON THAT BEARD. NOW. http://tfl.nu/5tmy

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(438): View more from Quebec

I want a bottle of whiskey to be dropped at my doorstep like a stork drops babies when they are delivered to their parents.

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God what have you done to be that much in need of alcohol.

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Me WANTS my preciousssssssssss

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(438): I want a bottle of whiskey to be dropped at my doorstep like a stork drops babies when they are delivered to their parents. (1-438): God what have you done to be that much in need of alcohol. (438): Me WANTS my preciousssssssssss http://tfl.nu/li35

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