so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
How many pudding cups do I have to eat for it to count as dinner?
4.
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
i swear i just saw perry the platypus. the fuck dude. i shouldnt even know who that is
how many times in life can you be kicked out of a pizza buffet for vomiting on the food and insulting small children
no guy is ever going to take you seriously as a potential marriage prospect unless you learn to swallow
i dont think the girl sending me nudes is qualified to pass judgement on me
i was taking a dump when this random girl ran in, puked all over my lap, then passed out on the floor
did you bang her?
seriously?
I am not saying a eulogy for your vibrator.
You "were" hungover, which is past tense. So that gives you no excuse not to go out tonight.
Come my child we shall walk thru the pasture of amazing sex and corndogs. Hint:some corndogs are not corndogs.
I just used my AAA membership to fix a strippers flat tire in return for a lapdance...does that make me a bad person?
He would drink pee if it was in a beer can
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
That was fun and all, but let's never have sex on a ladder ever again.
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