how do u look a man in the eye when u own both his daughters V-Cards?
he just flicked a booger into my mouth and shouted "goaaaal!"
the $50 fast cash from checking button should just be retitled "8th of weed"
I don't know, but I don't want you to think its ok to show up at my house at 4 am with a gorilla suit and a bucket of pinnapple and think id be ok with it
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So I've gone into the break room to heat up a styrofoam cup 8 times over the course of 4 hours.. that desperate to see him. Now I have a broken heart AND cancer.
Believe me. As soon as the boss man is out the door. I am on my way to wow your vagina with my horse-like attributes.
No he's here. We were watching Harry Potter stoned as shit and he fell asleep with his head in my lap. I'll figure out what to do with him after Harry gives Dobby the sock.
Ever the responsible adult, I just realized that today is the Obamacare deadline, but I'm too high to handle insurance now.
I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
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Also not to brag but I got high last night and got us a host family in a chateau in the south of France
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
Well, I got drunk and told my family about what I expected sexually after a good first date.
i have too much dick at my disposal? i should make them fight. best dick pic gets laid
he was wearing a pyjama shirt under a dress shirt under a hoodie under a robe under a rain poncho the man was prepared for anything
Do you realize we were driving someone else’s car and I was holding the wheel while you were driving and sucking my dick. That’s NOT normal
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