So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
i just met rob pattinson in italy. he's so stupid, i feel like i would have to say "your penis goes here!"
I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
My brother just put in eyedrops to talk to my mom on the phone
I really hope the fuck ferry pays me a visit to close out 2011 properly.
Its kind of weird knowing that im only seeing you that day to fuck in some woods
He told me I was his first American. I feel like I should've brought a flag to plant on him.
also Jesus you really need to change your diet. I just washed your baby gravy out of my hair and it's so acidic my hair is damaged. You have killer sperm
When you went off to sleep with that guy that looked like a dirty Jesus and I asked why all you had to say "trying to keep Christ in Christmas" and left. The Vatican called, you're going to Hell.
I've orgasmed four times in the past 24 hours. And my mom's dropping off cookies later
I wanna die. I can't recall the last time I was happy that doesn't involve your hand touching my butt.
your penis is a great and majestic leader among the penises.
Update: my mom just told someone to shut up and suck her dick
Left my wallet at the store. Wouldn't have noticed if the joint I just rolled wasn't in it.
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