Odds of those being real?
One in who gives a fuck
shut up. I wear heels bigger than your dick
I take back everything bad I said about that song party in the usa. There's just something about seeing a cross dresser lipsing it that makes a song sooo much better.
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
Were not alcoholics, were just impatient for fridays
hoooly shit dude in taco costume challenged alpha douche to a fight. he's got catch phrases. come. now.
I have a hunch Mama J got around.
Am I allowed to say that about my own mom?
As a plus, I've lost 5 pounds in two days, so "party all weekend" is officially a valid diet plan.
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
He seems like a super lonely dude. I bet if I gave him a picture of my tits he wouldn't make me turn in this paper.
I woke up naked in her room. More precisely, I woke up naked in her room with her and her sister laughing at my penis. I hate my life.
If it exists, I've probably pregamed it.
Also your Swedish friend who's name I don't remember is really good in bed.
*Norwegian
A guy at my table is reading a magazine called "Cheese Connoisseur"
My cat is sitting in the window watching the neighbor's dogs doing it. I think she's lonely too.
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