like what am i supposed to say "im thinking of how bad that sex was"?
Just saw a group of asian tourists in safari outifts bow in thanks to the starbucks guys. And no Im not high.
and i think we compared dick sizes, then high fived...
We had to introduce ourselves in ethics class. This guy stood up said I'm mark, I love sluts and Jack. Then just sat back down. Hero status.
I'm pretty sure he's lost all respect for me. it probably happened somewhere around the time i had officially slept with every single one of his friends..
I've made friends with the guy dressed as a gorilla that was chasing the guy dressed as a banana around with a super soaker full of vodka. I feel this will be a good relationship for me.
and that my friend is why you dont go in for an eye exam and drop 250 dollars on a pair of glasses after smoking a blunt
Yelling back at the people on Jerry springer through the TV, and eventually punching it. Failure of a night.
i still can't believe he got laid by going to the bar and handing out "cuddle buddy" application forms
went to their party, left halfway through to fuck a pledge, came back to keep drinking. I think everyone won.
Well he has a golden retriever set as his background so there's no way he was filming us having sex
Betting for two different teams with two different guys is the best. Time to get $100 by one guy and laid by the other!
I had a dream I got back with Amanda. And then cheated on her the same day. Even my conscious is a dick
What did we do lastnight that resulted in a $1,896 charge on my credit card with a $2,000 limit
He sent me the milestone first dick pic this morning, it looked like a baby's fist holding a tree trunk. I'm frightened and aroused in equal measure.
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