I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
I seriously can't date anymore I forgot how to hide my crazy
i'm stoned. there's a jazz trio playing outside across the street...scared that mike myers will appear & start yelling 'woman...WHOA MAN. WHOOOA MAN.' i'm snapping my fingers.
Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
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Boobs. All I remember is boobs.
I learned to sign I want to be on you today
Score
Deaf chicks here I come
Today in psych we learned that you are a whore.
Me specifically?
Yep.
We were confused who drove until we went outside and her cupholders were torn out of the dash and laying on the ground
please tell me you're in jail and for some reason they have wifi
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It tastes like you we're too lazy to shower and instead just sprayed yourself with Febreeze.
You have a very discerning palate.
I'm just chillin on the bathroom floor
Haha oh no
The bathroom floor is like my second bedroom on the weekends
...You tried to use your wallet to call her after you gave your cell phone to the cab driver as a "peace offering"
I seriously had alll four of your knuckles bruised into my arm
Had a dream I cut my own dick off. That's it I gotta see a doctor...
Umm
Exactly.
Just saw a government minister puke and rally.
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