If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
my hot student got the clitoris wrong on the lab practical...so it kinda makes me not want to pursue it
just because he can't find it on a cat, doesn't mean he can't find it on you
I swiped a lunchable and a gatorade from my one night stand's fridge, does it count as a date now since a meal was included?
these girls were driving down the road screaming "SHOT!!" out the windows and pelting potatoes at passerby.
i got hit in the ear.
He went down on me while I had rollers in my hair. I've never felt more like a lady.
Nothing bad can happen when you have a kiwi flavored condom. Absolutely nothing.
Lube filled water balloons always make for a good time
Also, the greatest of ironies: I got shampoo confiscated by security while Corey managed to get pot through. MERICA!
Can rosie odonnell just not be a lesbian? Shes stressing me out, knowing we bat for the same team.
I work 80 hours a week to prevent myself from just laying in bed and masturbating all day. It's a hands off strategy.
His front door was open but I INSISTED on army crawling FOOT FIRST under the garage door. Then I peed the bed.
My house is about to be spotless and the only person visiting is the plumber and not the porno kind.
I'm trying to drink up the confidence to run in public.
Where is Holly?
Nevermind. i can hear her having sex two doors down
I am drunk and aggressive about the olympixs
It's spelled Olympics
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