You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
I walked in on him cutting a hole in the condom.
its like she was born with a silver dick in her mouth
Trying to figure out if I'm the second dude she hooked up with yesterday. I feel like a consolation prize
At the ER. Dropped bottle lead to cut foot which led to me drunk hitting on doctors. Not going well.
My roommates said duck dynasty was stupid ... toto i don't believe we're in kansas anymore.
I literally just force feed a guy flintstone vitamins after sex
she's fucked both of my roommates but not me. i feel like I'm not part of the group anymore
I lost my bra, he lost his virginity. Seems like a fair trade off.
after what u told me last night I think we're past the wtf zone and at this point u should just join me in wondering if my barista lover is a gay porn star
but dude how did I get so drunk?
Pretty sure it happened right after you poured a shot of Wild Turkey into your Budweiser, chugged it, and screamed "I. NEVER. BACK. DOWN!"
I just spent 45 minutes and a really well-put together Power Point trying to convince her to use my dog as baby Jesus in her church's play.
after we fucked i left the room and when i came back he was patting his dick whispering "prouda you lil guy...prouda you"
The whole country is going to hell in a handbasket but I got a grade A fucking and don't particularly care.
I pointed at him and said “there goes mr fuckwad”
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