so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
I've spent the last ten minutes rubbing glue sticks on the wall
she left around the point i tried to tie her hair around my dick
Why is there a keg in our kitchen? I'm not complaining but why is there a keg in our kitchen?
I said geronimo as I came I'm not sure if he appreciated the doctor who reference or was just confused
I hate having to put a bra on before I go home cuz I have to pretend I actually went to class today
I "liked" his changed relationship status just to show him I'm ok with the fact he found someone not as pretty as me
Bro, if we got a house, it'd basically be a revolving door for slightly overweight, but extra cute, sexually deviant girls with daddy issues.
its not everyday you see batman on the ground with someone riverdancing on his face bourbon street never disappoints
I'm currently trying to figure out a way to fill the bathtub up with mashed potatoes so when he comes over he'll know what's about to hit him..
Well, I currently have zero fuckboys and my vibrator just broke. A fresh start to May.
True fear is being unable to remember where you hid your weed and vibrator in your parent's house.
Good dick will make you do a lot of things… Great dick will make you consider buying a house.
Rum and your dick are involved. You're relying on the unreliable narrator.
You ruined the universe
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