yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
her facebook's as public as her vagina
giving yourself 2 days to recover i see
I'll need it. Largely because i'm going to be stumbling through fancy restaurants with a bottle of whiskey insulting couples all night.
Seriously just heard: "we need some good ass wine. how bout this swa-vig-non blank"
hahahaha. Oh virginia: where the south begins
The only comparison I have for the iPhone is that it's like youre constantly getting a blow job
It's the foolproof way to identify who didn't get laid last night
I heard a loud ass thump and then I saw both dogs coming around the corner.... Without him. I went to check out what happened and the dogs apparently pulled him down onto his face, knocking him out.
Life lesson today, a six foot hot guy I meet at a party CANNOT fit on my bike with me.
The only thing I accomplished today was naming the bag of wine I've been drinking
It's national boyfriend day supposedly, would it be appropriate if I posted a picture of my dildo?
Also, even though this really sucks now, we will look back on this one day and laugh at the time we all got arrested on Thanksgiving
Which president had the biggest dick?
Take your time, I'll wait
My v day was great. There's a cum stain in the shape of a handprint on my sheets
I might be a bit late, couldn't find my pants and had to go to the police station. Unrelated
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