Hello, balls-out mistake. It's been a while.
All I seem to do lately is get myself off, take naked pictures and drink beer. I don't know if thats a good or bad thing.
this episode of spongebob makes me wish crabby patties were real
I want to make a porn site called "girls with daddy issues"
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protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
she literally hasn't taken the mardi gras beads off in three days. she showered in them. TWICE.
nah i think i'm gonna take my landlord's kids trick-or-treating instead. apparently the houses around here hand out wine to the adults and candy to the kids.
I think drinking everclear was a better idea than taking a night class.
Girl, he can't tell you not to take a bump just because you work tomorrow. You're on a wedding diet, remember?
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How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
I've been called an asshole for a lot of things in my life, but I never thought it would be because of potatoes
Is it weird that i want a guy to ask me to homecoming by spelling it out in meatballs?
THATS VERY WEIRD
He had all the grace of a fucking hippo and the emotional control of a five year old
He screamed like a woman when he came then proceeded to sing "you [we] are the champion" by Queen. I think I'm in love.
Got arrested last night. My cell mate just added me on Facebook.
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