big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
Why would you say my penis is small in front of so many people?
i turned job hunting into a drinking game..
When he was fingering me, it felt/looked like he was digging around for pocket change.
I think I dropped my cock ring in your back yard
did i paint my nails blue or do i need to make a trip to the ER?
We should reintroduce naked Mondays
And I don't know if this is really ESP, or just a crazy feeling, but I'm pretty sure he has an std. Or at least a cold.
We met some guy at the beach, and dug a hole with him. He invited us to "come back at night and smoke a blunt in this hole"
I'm like 89% sure I could get him to buy me a car in exchange for a half-assed handy.
Hey guys.. So I accidentally broke the front door last night
Dude, do you think he'd be pissed if he found out that I always reference him as my starter husband?
I had mediocre parking lot sex last night so the night wasn't a complete bust.
He stopped eating me out to remind me to look at the stars
andy told me i got kicked out of the bar and was so drunk i forgot and got back in line. the bouncer was zero impressed
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