He is such a slut. More and more my type.
thats it. im googling how to make you boobs smaller. this is getting out of control.
If you know any fat girls who would pay me for sex, I am low on money and morals right now
i have a picture in my phone of you with a bottle of tequila in your back pocket. i believe you were saying "pocket of champions" or something along those lines
Just threw the poptarts. Sgits boutta go Down. 1 liter of wine
We made the pizza boy do Jell-o shots with us. He didn't even deliver to our house, we just called him over from the neighbors
Just saw a homeless man taking a shower in someone's sprinkler system....
Saw my boss's vagina at that party. Hung over at work has never been more acceptable
she is legit wearing a plastic bag around her neck as a necklace. she says it serves two purposes.
He passed out with the ball in his hand so no one could play beer pong without him.
The yoga party turned into an underwear party because we are all incompetent when it comes to tying bed sheets.
This has been a Party Success Story
I'm sitting here with a heating pad and a fan on me eating snow caps off of my boobs
Not saying I'm a lesbian. Just saying that every time she walks by I wanna scissor her
Looks like a sea otter shaved my vagina. Keep an eye out for me this weekend, no one can see this.
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
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