You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
How do you jack off and text at the same time?
On my iPhone they have an app for that
my affection for youporn is starting to get disturbing... i just thought about sending them a christmas card
There are walks of shame and then there are walks of what the hell is wrong with you.
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It ended with me crying and eating pizza in my closet.
Still can't believe they give people like us a drivers license and college degree.
Can you give me a hickey quick? Im going to a white trash themed party. Completely serious
Woke up with a raging boner...good feeling abt this trial
second roommate of the year to get clamydia. go life.
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And I might get them triple pierced after that
Damn, I didn't realize you'd declared war on airport metal detectors
You need to somehow incorporate the phrase "these hoes ain't loyal" into your best man speech.
My mom just told me I look like darth vader. how's your night?
I just made mac at 3:10 am... My life is falling apart...
He passed away peacefully doing what he loved to do best. Eating a pound of vodka gummy worms and failing at sex and the city trivia.
Threesomes are not as fun as you'd think. I left with a black eye and I'm not sure who's to blame.
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