that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
Fuck. sleeping in my sisters room again I heard zombie noises outside my window
I don't care. He smelled like a fucking chilli cookoff
I think the imperative here is that I literally knocked down a sorority house with the force of my dick.
so thats a no on the drunken crutches race 2moro
he might be the rich husband I pretend to love for the rest of my life!!!!
They showed a guy on tv in a Brady jersey and a sweatpants boner when the NE offense took the field. They didn't show his face. I hope that wasn't you.
He tricked me into going on a double date with him, I don't like that he's not using me for just sex anymore
ahhhh just came to creep and you're not there AND your thong you were wearing last night is on the floor..someone has some explaining to do
I just saw a fat girl roll down the steps taking out three people with her, thought you should know.....
Ran into his sister at the gym and hit it in the parking lot. I dont even feel like a bad friend she got a boob job and lost 20 lbs its not even the same sister
So how did it go?
I'm not sure if it was all the eggnog or all the alcohol, but hosting an eggnog pong tournament was a mistake.
If you get laid dressed as my dad that makes me extremely uncomfortable
ive started thanking my toys after masturbating. might be time to get some fuck boys
Sorry you uh had to see that last night. That's the problem with open fields, no privacy...
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