i permit you to call me
Where did you get a picture of my penis
remember that night jesus turned water into wine? DRUNKER.
My Nuvaring birth control makes me queef.
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He is like that thing on the menu you would eat because nothing else looks remotely edible.
You decided to make a porno with gummy bears and things went downhill from there.
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
look, i dont wanna be "that girl" but if someone offers me coke in exchange for sex, i cant say no.
Apparently I told his new girlfriend to stop swallowing because she's getting fat. Oh, and I yelled this across a large room
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then you said,"Take this damn cabbage!" although it was actually your shirt. i found you in the elevator of his building.
Can an epipen be used as a tranquilizer ?
She was a little hefty, so I turned on the strobe light in our room. Everything looks better with a strobe light.
Rule #61 of being a lady: never get fingered by a finger with a knuckle tattoo
Incase you were wondering. Cooking naked turns into sex. Sex and cooking may lead to house fire....
My parents are now taking hits off a joint. Thank you.
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