the pool opens at 11. by 1115 the ambulance had been called.
Anyone ask you how much a bj cost yet? That shirt is so whorish
So I decided to put different foods on my dick to see which would feel the best
and??
Cake is only good when you eat it
I gave him a blowie and after he said he wanted to send a giftbasket to the girl we met through.
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Dude I gave him a bj because he was upset about the NFL draft, if that doesn't lock it down, i don't know what does
eww mummy girl is here...
what the fuckk. i just want to hold her down, wax her eyebrows, and give her some morals.
thanks for carrying me to bed.. and sorry for trying to roll down the hallway to escape.
You broke into someone's house and stole a pan of lasagna.
Woke up with a raging boner...good feeling abt this trial
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so i guess now we know you can get away with peeing mere feet from the Capitol if you shout IM PREGNANT at the guards
We literally just Chinese fire drilled so I could give him road head.
Did you seduce any young men into coming home to your love nest of poutine and jäger bombs?
DONT YOU DARE DIE YET THERE IS SO MUCH SEX TO BE HAD
I told the border patrol officer she was smuggling drugs in her ass. I doubt she cheats on me again.
as a guy is it bad that even my mom called me easy?
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