Its sad we have to plan out fun a month in advance. 30 sucks.
You gave him your vagina and this is what I get in return? This is bullshit!
the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
I remember asking you "need some dick tonite?"
Yeah I guess to me frat party equals penis party. oh the wonders of vodka.
He's a firefighter, who has his own band. I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
Yes but that point is quickly negated bc u should never have to search more than one room to find your underwear.
I was the only one at the party that didn't get their name taken by the police. I'm convinced that I'm the main character of Ferris Bueller's Drunken Adventures.
You're not stopping till I see you on the ground trying to hold on to shit
So by "wait for me" do you think he meant "Don't have sex with random dentists?"
Conference sex doesn't count if the dentist doesn't know your name.
No more pre-dentist shots, I just puked on my hygienist
You have to give it to him that he fucked me out of the dull weekdays.
Kids music just accidentally came on at this party. I didn't know how many stoners were here until they all sang along.
I was looking at your nipple and it made me think of you
Well I hope so...
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
Give me the sexing that I truly desire and I will reveal to you the mysterious location of the PBR's
Randomize
