We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
Just saw an old man buy two cases of keystone light, a case of milwaukee's best and a case of icehouse. Degenerate alcoholic of senior citizen of the year?
I'm so glad i pay social security
hooking up with my manager sounds like an even better idea while i'm sober.
No she hasen't showed up to my place yet, last I heard she was puking as she was walking without stopping near the park.
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trying to figure out why the only thing in our freezer is an expired loaf of bread, a white t shirt, and a receipt from taco bell for 37.50 from last Friday
Eating a TV dinner and watching Goosebumps on Netflix, the sad, sad title of my autobiography.
Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
You got this. You survived the RA last semester (granted you almost got arrested but still.)
A penis isn't a time share. I want to own not rent.
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You told us that you were going to become a 'new man' and threw your tv set out of a window.
I just ate your leftovers whilst watching Garfield and Friends. Thank you across the board.
i woke up in a bed of pop tarts
Tonight I researched being a phone sex operator and teaching English at a French school in Africa. I think my future lacks direction
What happened last night? All I know is that I walked into class this morning and everyone was chanting my name.
Worst sex ever! He was a talker for sure! I was on top and out of no where he said "Oh you bad bitch?" I stopped and left.
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