My feet smell like cheese. Makes me hungry.
yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
I think it's time we have the "weird fetish" talk.
I'm on strict orders from her to keep sleeping with you until you give her a job next summer.
I felt kinda bad after screaming 'ITS MY BIRTHDAY TOO' while he was having a seizure in the front of the party bus.
Just found cake in my bra, debating if I should eat it
Pretty sure I'm taking the break up well. Alcohol made me okay with it and drugs keep me agreeing with why I dumped him in the first place.
If you ever bitch out on 72oz margarita night again, this friendship is over
Not sure. All I know is that she has a tight dark green skirt and I will not rest until I have used my teeth to rip it off of her
She dressed up in a sexy maid outfit for me, but she got mad when I asked her to actually do some cleaning.
In the liquor store when a straight girl and a gay guy were just arguing about who hooked up with the same guy first.
10/10 would definitely still fuck you dressed as squirrel
he never texted me back from last night. i think brining out the suction cup dildo was a mistake
All boys are excommunicated from my vagina until further notice.
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