i wore my purity necklace wen we fucked. but its ok cuz simplified was blasting in the background
hahahaha. im glad listening to simplified justifies breaking ur promise to god
he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
I guess you can say it's a tradition... whoever brings home the ugliest guy has to do all the cleaning the next day
He wore a Medeval Times crown while I gave him a BJ
and i'm pretty sure he drank the lava lamp
you're like that jamaican tarat card reading chick... only with herpes
Honestly, I've had enough of his asshole to last me the new year.
Please tell me you're talking about his personality.
Question: If I got in a car accident and lost my memory of us, would you work your way back just so we could be fuck buddies again?
I'm watching The Vow and just need to know that I'm loved in some way
OH MY GOD THE LITTLE GIRL IS SITTING WITH US WHILE WE SMOKE. I'M NOT DOING THIS
I'd like to believe that in some alternate universe we are living this wonderful lesbian life together..
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
I've orgasmed four times in the past 24 hours. And my mom's dropping off cookies later
Today's psa: there are certain parts of your body you shouldn't scratch while wearing fake nails.
you just tore your cootch a new one, didn't you?
I still judge her for aggressively trying to get coke from my date but pretty cool that she's a black belt
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
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