she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
Why do you have Season One of Reba in your underwear drawer?
Why are you in my underwear drawer?
This girl told me she was a virgin the other day. I felt like I was talking to a unicorn.
I just woke up at my desk with "To Whommmmmmmmm" typed on a letter. I have no memory of waking up, getting dressed or driving in.
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We just ended up getting drunk and doing field sobriety tests on each for practice... No one remembers who passed.
its like i had a thought but i dont know what the words are for it
I'm not entirely sure how getting 'house drunk' turned into us getting trashed, being serenaded by karaoke and going out. But it needs to happen again.
multitasking: i'm now sitting up and smoking my joint.
She took a six hour road trip with me so I could have revenge sex with my ex's brother. That is the definition of a best friend.
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It's like "hey I give your roommate blowjobs twice a week, want to connect on LinkedIn?"
He just stays over and makes naked pancakes in the morning
How is it??
I'm drinking Gatorade out of a champagne flute.
I think the reason she hasn't text me back is because I spanked her ass with Hulk Hands
New low: uploading my contacts into Facebook in an attempt to get the name of the girl I brought home last night.
I'll be honest, this year's Vegas trip will be nothing short of disappointing if there's no repeat of the angry ménage a trios in a closet.
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