if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
I was born with a shot glass in my hand
I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
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My mom just asked me if I was gay in front of my gf
My mom just invited me to come with them on their honeymoon to Mexico this summer. And I got a Bump-It in my stocking.
Pass the awkward sauce please.
I'm drowning in it here
Peed in a sink tonight. That drunk. I'm not proud of myself for what I did. But to carry it out with such class. I should be awarded
I gasped. Both pairs of lips did.
He let him chew on his fu man chew. The man has the patience of a saint
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I apparantly wanted to name her baby garbage
He literally wrote out a schedule. On it, there's a taco break, and a spot where I start crying.
nm just hungover. watching movies and roasting marshmallows in bed, over a candle to avoid life
The difference in our lives is summed up perfectly in that you woke up next to a 6'4" guy with an accent and I woke up next to an unwrapped piece of string cheese.
The most adult decision I've mad today was Jameson or Fireball? It's been a successful Day
pray to the hookup gods
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