This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
There are Star Wars cutouts in his basement. Obi Wan Kenobe watched me give him a handjob.
He kept spanking me and talking about biomedical science.
Aw, you fucked a pre-med? you're moving up in the world!
who put toothpaste on EVERY doorknob in my house?!
i also took my stockings off in the bathroom and blew my nose with them in the cab ride home. james was appalled
I swear god is testing me by giving me awesome guys with tiny penises
Also, upon examining the photos, I have concluded that you were the sloppiest drunk girl of the night. And that's saying something considering Hurricane Jessica was in town.
She's barefoot and topless screaming "HERE KITTY-KITTY" at a stray cat in the ditch on the side of the highway. How do I get her back in the car?
Ok ladies its the usual spring break system. 5 for a guy, 10 for a non-lesbian girl and double points is its a group thing. Hottest guy of the day is an additional 15. GAME ON
At one point we were both in the bathroom and i was taking a shit while holding your hair as you puked in the sink. Friendship.
Dude respond to my evite. You're either coming to the orgy or not.
So pro tip. do not order drugs from india and then assume you know your tolerance level.
I just made mac at 3:10 am... My life is falling apart...
If I hear you use the phrase "silky soft scrotum" one more time I swear to God you'll regret it
You have GOT to stop kicking in his kitchen door. Just wait for him to open it next time.
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