You know you are bi when you flip between the NFL Network and LOGO.
I may have a concussion but the symptoms are the same as a hangover so I can't tell. Best 21st ever.
You hooked up with another girl while you were with me. You were literally holding my hand while you did it.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
As i looked at his penis, it stared back into my soul. No more drinking games.
Need. Hospital. Physically am floating.
I just rolled an Obama blunt and a Romney shame joint for tonight. Vote wisely.
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
I just sent a snapchat of my boobs for Adderall. It's finals season.
We set around a table in a hotel room and he spoon fed Molly to everyone there... I felt sketch for sec but then... Oh well.
In order to save time, dignity and liver damage, wanna get naked?
He just didn't want his drunk dick pulled out of his windbreaker at the family party
Masterbating to Tolstoy. You?
"Are we not going to talk about how you got so drunk that you swallowed someone's pet gold fish, whole?"
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
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