I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
So I have some interesting news. The pizza guy called the cops on me...
Wednesdays are like the thursdays of tuesdays... Drink time
Why don't we skip the roadtrip entirely, save us the trip, and go straight to jail?
That just sounds like a recipe for sex in my backyard. Yes.
The cabbie told us to at least pretend we weren't doing coke while he was driving
I mean there is a rehab there so its gotta be a good time
No. If I hated you would get none. Then I would eat them all in front of you and laugh at your tears. Although that hasn't been ruled out for entertainment purposes. Nothing purposeful.
I can't name a single part of my body that isn't sore. Who says break up sex is bad sex?
THE VODKA TRAIN IS NOW PULLING INTO THE STATION
Because making bad decisions is what makes our house great and I don't plan on changing that anytime soon.
Ugh, once again I had to block the view of him peeing off the hotel bar balcony, I earned those free drinks!
We got high, had sex, and watched retro scooby doo shows. Best friends with benefits yet.
I gotta do like a month's worth of catch-up personal hygiene today in prep for Christmas so extended family doesn't ask if I'm depressed.
This is going to be so stupid, but do you feel the calluses on my hands when I give you a handy?
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