Shiiiit I think I'm getting sick. probably had something to do with the fact that i shared my mouth with everyone last night.
Wait. That came out far sluttier than I intended.
I think my favourite thing about cubicles is the fact that I can pick my nose at work
Nobody needs to come anywhere. Except on your face.
I don't even remember his name...i'm just gonna save it as birthday sex
so as we were driving to pick up my grandma from old navy she procedes to yell into our open window.. "I'll make ya holla fo a dolla" umm...
Who was that guy you went home with?
Hang on, I'm trying to ask his name right now.
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
Dude, they are shaking the RV, yell at them. It feels like i'm being rocked to sleep, I don't like it, I'm not a baby.
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
I have to be at work in a hour. Can you sufficiently fuck me in 35 minutes?
I have a fever. Last thing I need to do tonight is be elbow deep in old lady pussy.
"I'm looking more at his dick bulge." Never thought I'd hear those words come out of my boyfriend's mouth.
I can't get the smell of burned penis out of the house
Just motorboated this 18 year old girl at the bar. The first time was my idea the other 3 she made me. Maybe turning 27 won't be so bad. Haha.
As a gift to myself for being so awesome at being single, I'm going to buy a vibrator
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