Really stoned
just sent my roommate on a cheese run
Liz and I are now offficially highest. OH, and your girlfriend may be a vampire. Heads up. SPARKLESSSSS
Put my glitter back.
sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
There is no point in being painfully greyhound thin if you are then going to dress like it's raining in 1992.
Shots and making dong molds for my gf's friends. Typical Monday night activities.
What's the over under on catching something from your sister?
Queso dip and pictures of Daniel's penis. It's like the last days of Rome over here.
you're good to come back. The bouncer pulled me aside and told me. He also said you have nothing to worry about and that you have an awesome "upper punch" or some shit
Vaguely remember? You pushed George and two other fellas out the way to hug me, screamed gandalf before chugging your beer and smashing the bottle on the floor. I lolled.
So... Really random... You know we only exist cause Dad misspelled 'perseverance', right?
Hahaha I can already see the arrest warrants. It's gonna be beautiful. I'll get them framed.
he has to serve us drink and appetizers in his french maid costume for the Pirates game tonight. Bring everyone.
You know it was one hell of a night when you need to use your own thong to wipe cum off your face.
He had a hook in his ceiling. I think I'm in love!
ill give you some hints: blood, carnival, fog machine, happy meal.
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