can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
You need to stop texting me at SEVEN in the morning. It wakes my one night stands up and makes for the awkward talk way too early.
I've officially put my junk in foods from 5 of the 6 layers of the nutrition pyramid
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
i wish that every time i slipped on a sheet of ice i had the ability to recover with a michael jackson move
the bank didn't screw up, i spent 150$ at mcdonalds last night
Does he cat effect his dick pics to you? Because THAT is true love
no one ever believes me when I try explaining to them that your straight. I'm all like, "yeah that's his girlfriends dress he's stretching out"
Good morning! So would you prefer me to show up kind of late or on time but looking like I got chewed up and spat out by an episode of Buffy the Vampire Slayer?
Just in case you blacked out, we had sex, you came in me, we need plan B, we fell off your top bunk, broke your roommates chair, i still like you, but i'm in pain and am going to bed
I just want to see his penis in the light. Is that a crime?
Fun fact: You might be drunk if your vision is so blurry that you almost ask "do you know where my glasses are?" while you're wearing them.
Word. I want it involving like... sing-a-longs and sniffing glue.
I need more 20 something year old penis in my life
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