She said I was really immature but whatever...oh by the way we just bought a toilet and turned it into a beer bong so come over
so i was trying to be sexy and unzip his pants with my teeth. i got my lip caught in the zipper and it bled for a good 15 min, totally a mood killer.
just had cupcakes and mountain dew for dinner-now i'm playing super mario brothers. 10 year olds all over the world would kill to be me.
I understand why you refuse to be sober now
I went to class with the sex aroma on me. The hot sun doesn't help much.
we found you outside the hotel room sleeping with a note next to you that said " we made sure you were comfortable, hope your friends come back soon"
I complimented him on his choice of carpeting while he was humping me.
Good news: I actually puked in my bathroom, the vomit from the living room was actually from someone else.
That's horrible but hilarious
I'm going to miss college.
i want to have awesome sex and feel fuzzy.
Man, I want to make his penis a sandwich.
I dunno, there's just something so\ncomforting about having his penis in my mouth.
It's no shave November. This is our time.
Go makeout with Mickey Mouse so we can get FastPass tickets
leads to pukin, then cryin, then 24hr masturbatin binge, then cryin again and finally a combination of all 3
She came out of the bathroom listening to her iPod and crying. Then she started scream 'she will be loved'. She seems to be handling the break up well lol
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