Just had a conversation with Jon gosselin
Until you fuck him in front of his kids stop wasting my time with stupid texts.
There need to be more gay people on my afternoon soaps.
On a scale of 1 to last weekend, how hungover are you?
It's like a mixture of two words
"town" and "Im too drunk to spell right now"
Of course, I believed he would find me irrestible...sloppy drunk, chugging from a bottle of chardonnay, and completely naked because those kids stole my clothes as I was swimming on their private beach
Haha o man how much you've grown. From beer bonging wine and wearing cargo shorts to well, beer bonging beer and wearing cargo shorts
You are mentally unprepared to be exposed to my degree of perversion.
Also 70% sure I have a splinter on my eyelid from last night
You know what would make this walk of shame even better? Picking up my cap n gown on the way to my car
You sucked a guys dick who's name was Chad and that wasn't a sign that it was a bad idea?!
He is getting married. In the time it took for this conversation he probably cheated on her three times
because of daylight savings time I lost an hour of sex with an incredibly hot guy last night. thanks a lot farmers.
Two words: blizzard sex
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
Why would you ask him if you could lick his chest?
He has a very lickable chest
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