JoAnns office is warmer than mine. . .it must be because she has the gateway to hell under her desk.
My morning has consisted of lying in a fetal position, eating a whole tub of ben and jerry's, talking to my cat, and setting all of our pictures on fire. Does that answer your question?
you handled that situation with as much grace as someone puking involuntarily could
his mom walked in, looked at me, sighed n nsaid 'when are u gonna learn' n walked out
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You can come over, sure. But I'll be watching college hockey during the blow job.
I'm tired of stuffing my fat into a slutty costume. Next year let's go as homeless girls. Cute ones. In leggings with camel toe.
I love you like a cupcake loves an overweight child, very similar to the mannerisms of a whole cake but personal, and minus the commitment issues, plus just the right amount of icing; not to mention the convenience of mobility, and only a smidgen of the guilt😘
Guess who is playing his new drum set when his roommate gets home to teach her a lesson about binge drinking to the point of being taken to the emergency room?
I'm sorry but I have WAY too many sex/ hookup related bruises on visible areas to be going home tmrw
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Stay positive! You think people like sad vaginas? NO! You'll get some!
Sorry about my life...
in retrospect i think my mom tried to raise me gay
I think after tonight I'm 85% lesbian
Rock bottom: having sex rejected while your boyfriend talks in his sleep as you stuff your face with Girl Scout cookies
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
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