and she's shaped like a lego person so that's not happening
went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
96 perecent sure i just took a shower with socks
Just did a shot to pluto being a planet again. I love science.
just found a sign outside my brothers door "not going to church, don't even try" and he is covered is vomit in his bed.
Dudes got a Polo tattoo. I don't care if he has a yacht I can't handle that level of gay.
Im at the zoo right now high out of my mind and feel as if the animals are watching me and Im the one in a cage.
Fuck it dude, we gotta bounce before she starts talking about her steve irwin conspiracy
It would just be icing on the fucked up cake we're baking, if he got me pregnant.
Last night I dressed up as a cowgirl and walked into McDonald's. I bought 20 mcribs. There's pictures
I'm shaved like a Brazilian hooker right now.
I have the flu.
I don't give a shit
TOPLESS DRIVE THRU! I have no money and my dignity is at an all time low.
He won a jackpot and invited his ex girlfriend over to have sex on 5grand
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
i knew it was a party when i saw you sitting on the couch naked with the keg in your lap, still drinking and passing out cups
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